Today's quotes [2.12.13]
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The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
"Keyboard Error - Press to continue"
-- PC BIOS error message
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry
A sign I saw at a swimming pool once:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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