Today's quotes [2.11.13]
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning!
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
"Damn T.V.... Ruined my imagination and
my ability to... ummm... ya... you
It was so cold, the town flasher ran up and described himself.
He was a man of great statue.
- Boston mayor Thomas Menino on former mayor John Collins
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