Today's quotes [2.1.13]
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Government doesn't work.
- Harry Browne
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our
nation's history...this century's history...
We all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican
vice-presidential candidate during a news
conference in which he was asked his
opinion of the Holocaust
"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open."
-- Bumper sticker
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