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What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
"Not according to Dad."
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She
looks surprised and says, I don't have a headache!"
He says, "Aha!"
Two men are meeting on the street.
"It was very cold this morning."
"How cold was it?"
I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyer
with his hands in his own pockets."
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. Men will screw anything!
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very
polite. While taking
dictation one morning, she noticed that his fly was open. Upon leaving
the room she said,
"Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open."
He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his
zipper was open. So,
he decided to have a little fun with his secretary and called her back
into his office. "By the
way Miss Smith," he said, "When you noticed my barracks door open this
you also notice a soldier standing at attention ?"
"Why no sir," she replied, "All I saw was a little disabled veteran
sitting on two duffel
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