Today's jokes [2.16.13]
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What is "71"?
"69" with two fingers up your ass.
A young girl is speaking with her father.
"Daddy, what's that between your legs?"
"That's my hedgehog."
"Wow, it's got a massive cock."
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.
Sent by Annette
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down
next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he
"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years oder
than I am."
"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home,
wouldn't you say?"
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon.
While approaching the sixteenth hole, they notice an old golfer teeing up
by himself. The two friends stop and wait for the older golfer to finish
his hole. After the old man drives the ball a considerable distance down
the fairway, he collapses on the green. Mike and Keith run up the fellow
to help. After feeling the old man's pulse, Mike tells Keith to run to the
club house and call 911.
Keith leaves and returns about two minutes later after making the
call. Upon returning Keith, sees the old man naked and bent over a nearby
bench. Meanwhile, Mike is screwing the unconscious man vigorously. Keith
in astonishment says, "Hey, What are you doing? I thought you were going to
give him CPR." Mike replies, "Well, it started off that way."
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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