Today's stories [12.28.13]
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Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.
Important Press Release:
The manufacturers of KY Jelly have announced that their product is now
fully Year-2000 compliant. In the light of this they have now renamed it
as: "Y2KY Jelly".
Said a spokesman: "The main benefit of this revision to our product, is
that you can now insert four digits into your date instead of two."
The "Environmental Engineering News" published some rather sobering
information about punishment for drunk driving convictions in other
In Australia, the names of drunk drivers are printed in
newspapers under the caption, "He's drunk and in jail."
In Malaysia the driver is jailed and, if married, the
spouse is jailed.
In the United Kingdom, Finland and Sweden there's an
automatic jail term of one year.
In Turkey, drunk drivers are driven 20 miles out of town
and forced to walk back.
In Bulgaria, a second drunk-driving conviction results
in capital punishment.
In El Salvador, your first offense is your last -- execution
by firing squad.
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