Today's quotes [12.9.13]
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I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be
discontinued... Reason: it has been reported to our office that you
expired on January 1, 1976.
-- Letter from the Illinois Department of Public Aid
"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
- Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to
prison for three years, not Princeton."
-Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again
with promoter Don King
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon
during his visit to Greece
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