Today's quotes [12.7.13]
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a) "Isn't the weather dreadful!"
b) "No, thanks."
c) "A beer, Charlie. Make it a cold one."
d) "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that _your_ child? Please, have her back.
Good day! I beg your...? Fuck you too, Madam."
e) "Ateh! Malkuth! Ve Gevurah! Ve Gedulah! Le Olahm!!"
f) "Please come back, little person! I only playing! Ha! Caught
you! Oh. You leaking, person! Wake up! Why you all go sleep?
No fun! You people so boring!"
-- The Weirdness Test,
"... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky...
fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky... fishky fishky fishky..."
"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"
Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.
Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
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