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"Caesar is all things to all men!"
"It must be hell in there..."
                        -- Moriarty (aka Spike Milligan), Major Bloodnock
                                (aka Peter Sellers), The Goon Show


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"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and
 ), and by the letter 3."
                        -- D. J. Green


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"Command: crash_now

 Syntax: tellnews crash_now

 Description: very dodgy command used to simulate the behaviour of other
 companies news servers."
                        -- DNEWS Manual v3.0


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"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
"Shut up."
                        -- Adrian, Janet


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"Think Globally. Act Locally. Support your Local Politician. With a Rope."
                        -- petro@suba.com


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