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"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly
 shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement."
                        -- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide


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"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
 another country."
                        -- Elayne Boosler


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"So... your place or my mother's?"
                        -- me


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"Sometimes life _does_ imitate morality plays."
                        -- Elizabeth Zwicky, zwicky@neu.sgi.com


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"I want to touch it because it says don't touch..."
                        -- Karen


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