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You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
DGMage: You don't need any equipment. Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
DGMage: The cat is important.
-- excerpts from #gothic
One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz
"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
-- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London
"I'm sorry, we made a pop song..."
-- Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers introducing
"Pepper" at #4 in the Hottest 100 of 1996
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