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You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who
       makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe
       diarrhea.


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* DGMage wonders if he'll be able to pull off what he wants once he gets all
  his music equipment..... Hardcore darkwave Industrial.... SHOEGAZER. ;)
 Hardcore Shoegazer. :)
 DGMage: You don't need any equipment.  Get a mic, a stun-gun, and a
          cat.
 DGMage: The cat is important.
                        -- excerpts from #gothic


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One Man's Sunset is another Man's Dawn. -- Fievel Mouskawitz


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"Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable
 to a fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed
 a cat."
                        -- Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London


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"I'm sorry, we made a pop song..."
                        -- Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers introducing
                                "Pepper" at #4 in the Hottest 100 of 1996


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