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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
       and give the wrong answers.


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The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
       involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The
       hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":  fighting; fleeing;
       feeding; and mating. -- Psychology professor in
       neuropsychology intro course


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"So NT owners, don't worry too much - you may be able to crash your own
 machine, but that's probably nothing new."
                        -- Mark Rejhon


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"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
 Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
                        -- Some Guy (from Dilbert)


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"Our chief weapons are 'who', 'ps -aux', 'kill -9', and a fanatical devotion
 to 'fastboot'"
                        -- Sun User Group


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