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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without
 accepting it."

-- Aristotle


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"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo


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"Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt.  It might seem easy enough,
 but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park.

 Jurassic Park, that is."

-- Larry Wall


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"Spell 'Paranoia'"
"I can't! I'm diabetic! It means I can't spell!"
                        -- me, a very drunk guy at a party


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"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend."
                        -- J. Michael Straczynski


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