Today's quotes [12.27.13]
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"You have to take a lighter approach now. Jumping up on a table in a busy
restaurant, swinging from the ceiling fans, and screaming, 'YOU'RE ALL GONNA
BURN IN HELL,' just scares people away."
-- Interview with Steven Forker, on his future role
as the Third Coming of Christ, in Precious the
Cow Magazine (from the sig of Lt. Wilkes)
The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits.
"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal."
Henry Ford (1863-1947)
"The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to
go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
--Arthur Murphy, 1758
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