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"You have to take a lighter approach now.  Jumping up on a table in a busy
 restaurant, swinging from the ceiling fans, and screaming, 'YOU'RE ALL GONNA
 BURN IN HELL,' just scares people away."
                        -- Interview with Steven Forker, on his future role
                           as the Third Coming of Christ, in Precious the
                           Cow Magazine (from the sig of Lt. Wilkes)


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The plane was so fast that it took off from Los Angeles with
two rabbits and landed in New York with two rabbits. 

     -Joey Adams 

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"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes
off your goal." 
Henry Ford (1863-1947)



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Arnold Bennett: 
     "The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to
go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
somebody else."

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The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them
they are ruined.
        --Arthur Murphy, 1758

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