Today's quotes [12.26.13]
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Some congressmen are so upset about how much the
government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that
they want more money not to accept bribes.
"I almost stepped on your dog last night."
"Where was it?"
"Under my foot."
-- Angela Randall, Rachael, Angela
"You don't change the way people think by changing what they say. You
change the way people think with HEADLESS CHARRED BODIES FLYING THROUGH
THE AIR. BLOOD! FLAMES! HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!"
-- Alastair J. R. Young
"Game over boys!"
-- Mr. Flibble
"It's Benno with a black coat, dark hair and a hairy bit."
"No, this is a hairy bit."
"What about this hairy bit?"
"No, this is a stiff hairy bit."
-- Karen (talking about my facial hair),
Andrew (talking about Karen's hair),
me (being rude),
Karen (not thinking about what she's saying)
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