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Today's quotes [12.25.13]

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Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 

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A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.

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"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
                        -- Kristy Wilsen


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"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
                        -- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95


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"Internode Professional Access: A Great Route, Every Time"
                        -- Simon Hackett


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