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There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.


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English is the language up with which I will not put

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Men have died and worms have eaten them -- but not for love!

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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you
    have, for instance. 

                                         --Franklin P. Jones




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Don't trust first impulses--they are always good.

                                           --Tallyrand



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