Today's quotes [12.19.13]
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"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools."
- Will Gillespie
No one is perfect. The mere fact that one is human is a flaw in itself.
- Robert Heinlen
Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for
-- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"
"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
-- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.
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