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"God made the idiot for practice, then He made the school board." -
Samuel L. Clemens


"The calm confidence of a Christian with four aces."


I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.  They said, "What for?"
I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."


"And let the rest of the wo-rr-ld go by"


The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation

                                                    --Mark Twain


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