Today's quotes [12.17.13]
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Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which
no remedy exists, unless laughter could be
said to remedy anything.
I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile =
1 mile." I spent last summer folding it. I also have a full-size map of the
world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".
The biggest problem in the world could have been solved when it was
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other say in a whole book.
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