Today's quotes [12.16.13]
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"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
my typing is whit
-- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
-- me, Daniel
I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into
My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it. So I'm going to move to New
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
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