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"Nothing defines humans better than their willingness
to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenominally
unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries,
dating, and religion." 

    - Scott Adams 

1. 




"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously." 

    - Hubert Humphrey 

2. 




Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

     - Sam Levenson 

3. 




"Since I brought along two cases of well-joggled wine,
my main problems will be food and sex. Not oddly, they're
the same problems a lot of people have everywhere on Earth." 

    - Jim Harrison 

4. 




"I think gods don't smite people anymore because people
of many different religions now live in the same town.
No god wants to accidentally smite the wrong person and
get sued by another god." 

    - David James 

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