Today's quotes [12.14.13]
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went
to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
-- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals.
Jesus died for our sins.
Let's not disappoint him.
Seen on a bumper sticker...
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot!
Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
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