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"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important." 

    - Eugene McCarthy 


We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. 

    - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President 


It's like an alcatraz around my neck. 

    - Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces 


What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
        for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
        warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
                                                -- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne


Only an unlit candle lasts forever.


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