Today's quotes [12.12.13]
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach;
you have to be smart enough to understand the
game, and dumb enough to think it's important."
- Eugene McCarthy
We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
- Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President
It's like an alcatraz around my neck.
- Boston mayor Menino on the shortage of city parking spaces
What we lawyers want to do is substitute courts
for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs,
warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles.
-- Charles Sylvanus Rhyne
Only an unlit candle lasts forever.
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