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This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use

                                - - - Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)


The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 


I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. 

    - Carol Leifer 


I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. 

    - Roseanne


"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."

    - Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why
      the New York Times newspaper refused
      to carry advertising for his new movie. 


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