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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make
   them unsafe.
   -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia


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"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
   if you want anything done, ask a woman."
   --- Margaret Thatcher


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In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers
are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have
to explain what a writer is.

                                      - - - Geoffrey Cottrell

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Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy.

                                       - - - Miles Kington


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Britain is the only country in the world where the
food is more dangerous than the sex.

                                       - - - Jackie Mason

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