Today's jokes [12.4.13]
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Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
You can't find your birth control pills
Your daughter borrowed them
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They're fun to ride,
but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife
in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted.
To which his wife said to her lover 'See, I told you he was stupid'
How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's style
Lawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herds
around arguing about who owns the droppings. Software
lawyers will claim that they own an entire herd based on the
look and feel of one dropping.
Sent by Alex
Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf
of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.
Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, "This is a good
opportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny."
He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that
you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the
Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."
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