Today's stories [11.18.13]
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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble
they were having in the apartment building where they lived.
The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "I'll hear the oldest first."
The case was closed for lack of evidence.
The police arrested a guy who claimed his name was Marvin Fuckbreak. They
phoned his place of employ to ensure that was really his name. The
officer said "Do you have a Fuckbreak there?" The person on the other
end said "Hell no, we don't even get a coffee break!"
It was reported today in a prestigious medical periodical
that the black man is superior in all factions to his white
Leahn Barthomeau, who headed up the study, said that
previous studies indicated that the black man was
superior in strength, but was believed to be inferior
intellectually because of a smaller cranial area.
"Our study shows that the black man is actually smarter
than the white man", he continued.
"While the black man demonstrates his physical prowress
in mindless sports (NFL/NBA/NCAA) the white man will do
either one of two things: 1) He will try to compete or 2) watch."
"In conclusion we believe the white man is mindlessly handing
the black man's meal ticket for displaying his physical attributes.
Who is smarter? The black man, of course."
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