Today's quotes [11.8.13]
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy
driving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns
"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and
remove all doubt." -- Mark Twain
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
-- Truman Capote
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