Today's quotes [11.7.13]
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"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."
-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior
Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
universe when it's hard enough to find your way around
Edward Chilton - "I'm worried that the universe will soon
need replacing. It's not holding a charge."
"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
it is generally employed only by small children and large
nations." -- David Friedman
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman
giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam
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