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"If you'd been where I'd been... if you'd seen the things I'd seen!...
 you... you'd be me... Or someone following me around..."

-- Alan Parker, Urban Warrior


Woody Allen - "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
           universe when it's hard enough to find your way around


Edward Chilton - "I'm worried that the universe will soon
           need replacing. It's not holding a charge."


"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,
       it is generally employed only by small children and large
       nations." -- David Friedman


"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman
       giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." -- Sam
       Levenson (1911-1980)


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