Today's quotes [11.6.13]
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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
- Morey Amsterdam
I like the West - that's where men are men and women are
women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that.
- Milton Berle
"Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet."
"*DON'T DO THIS*. It is *BAD* engineering. *BAD* engineers *DESERVE* to be
unemployed, living under park benches, and feeding off of slow moving
-- Terry Lambert, in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
"alt.tv.teletubbies is like a lava lamp with the words 'LOVE', 'TELETUBBIES',
'TINKY-WINKY', and 'SEX' swirling around inside."
-- James "Kibo" Parry
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