Today's quotes [11.5.13]
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San Cristobal was full of hippies. There were
way-back hippies growing gray, spreading out under their caftans, and
straining the buttons on their embroidered work shirts. There were
new-hatched neohippies fumbling with the icons of the Sixties
wondering whether the peace symbol is supposed to be used mainly as a
nose stud or also as a pierced eyebrow ornament. And there were
smelly European backpacker hippies, age indeterminate, telling the
locals, "Ich bin ein Vegan."
"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
- Gloria Steinem
"Trying" is the first step toward failure
- Homer Simpson
Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.
- Woody Allen
"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie.
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