Today's quotes [11.30.13]
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I am very fond of truth, but not at all of martyrdom.
Never speak ill of yourself, your friends will always say
enough on that subject.
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because
I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton
If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.
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