Today's quotes [11.28.13]
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
"How tall are you?"
"Six foot seven."
"Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches."
- Mae West
"One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not
wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about
- Jim Harrison
Lisa: Why are you dedicating your life to blasphemy?
Homer: Don't worry, sweetheart. If I'm wrong, I'll recant on my deathbed.
-- Always have a backup plan, ``Homer the Heretic''
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
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