Today's quotes [11.27.13]
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All other nations are drinking Ray Charles
beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.
- Dave Barry
Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts.
- Ruth Gordon
One time I went to a museum where all the work in the museum had been done by
children. They had all the paintings up on refrigerators.
I'm so hyper... (Said with a very dull voice.)
How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.
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