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"Abstention is a vote in favour of the oppressor."



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Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation
for veracity.
        
                      --Robert Ingersoll

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Ever notice how irons have a setting for *permanent* press?  I don't get it...


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All I got for Christmas was a sweater...
I would have prefered a screamer or a moaner. 

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For your convenience our staff is fluent in monosyllabic grunts. 

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