Today's quotes [11.24.13]
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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary.
- Thomas Paine
The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.
- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster
No labour bestowed upon a worthless thing can be productive
of fruit; even by a hundred efforts a crane cannot be made
to talk like a parrot.
The Hitopadesa (600?-1100? A.D.)
"Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a
couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train
yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."
"Upon the upland road
Ride easy, stranger:
Surrender to the sky
Your heart of anger."
- James K. Baxter
"High Country Weather"
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