Today's quotes [11.23.13]

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Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely
       inspired book that is admirably suited to the spiritual needs of
       his neighbour.

"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." --
       Fran Lebowitz

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C.
       Fields (1880-1946)

"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives." 

    - Albert Einstein 

"The POP3 server service depends on the SMTP server service, which
 failed to initialize because of the following error:
 The operation completed successfully."
                        -- Windows NT Server v3.51

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