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Xerox does it again and again and again and...

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Xerox does it again and again and again and...

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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. 

    -- Paul Valery


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"Seek Unity and you will find neither Unity nor Truth. Seek the light of
truth, and you will find Unity and Truth..."
--C.S.Lewis


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If you see that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go
    wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will
    promptly develop.


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