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Does God have a navel?
(Florida State University)

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God is not dead, he just moved to a better neighborhood.
(Unknown)

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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of
others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

    -- Douglas Adams, Last Chance to See

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If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs. 

     - David Daye 

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Beer is good food. 

     - John Goodman 

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