Today's quotes [11.20.13]
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry
My problem with most athletic challenges is training. I'm lazy
and find that workouts cut into my drinking time.
- A Wolverine is Eating My Leg
After finding no qualified candidates for the position
of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to
announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
Barrington, Rhode Island
"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good
way to catch supervillains. But since this is real
life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot
idea after all."
- David James
"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)"
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