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Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
   Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
   corner of the workshop.


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Beifeld's Principle:
   The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and
   receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when
   he is already in the company of:
      (1) a date,
      (2) his wife,
      (3) a better looking and richer male friend.


2. 




That shoe fits him like a glove.

3. 




Everybody lies about sex.

     - Lazarus Long 

4. 




Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
   If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
   Corollary:  If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget
   where you live.


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