Today's quotes [11.19.13]
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A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.
- Albert Einstein
Arnold's Laws of Documentation:
(1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
(2) If it does exist, it's out of date.
(3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.
"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
-- Steven Wright
Finagle's Third Law:
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct,
beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
What we call human nature, is actually human habit. -- Jewel
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