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* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog


A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do
   nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
         Fred Allen


"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple!  I wonder how the penguin would look
 in pink taffeta."

-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others


Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
   service called Jump-In-The-Box.
         Wil Shriner


If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
         Calvin Trillin


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