Today's quotes [11.17.13]
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* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do
nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure."
"Wow, just like Shirley Temple! I wonder how the penguin would look
in pink taffeta."
-- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in
comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others
Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial
service called Jump-In-The-Box.
If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many
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