Today's quotes [11.16.13]
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
bank robbery has just taken place.
* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
* It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents, it is
how he found out.
* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to
I'll have to beg. I told her I'd be fine.
I mean -- look at all the experience I've got.
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