Today's quotes [11.15.13]
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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
- Salvor Hardin, Foundation
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. "
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
I couldn't have been happier when my wife became a "libber"
Now, she complains about all men and not just me
"20% of all road accidents in Sweden involve a moose."
My wife knows how to make my long stories short --
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