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* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
           -in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
       listens.
          -in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
          -in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.


1. 




'A kleptomanaic is a person who helps himself
because he can't help himself'


2. 




   Scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine were these
   words:
   "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."


  

3. 




   My mother made me a whore.
   (to which someone else added)
   If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?


  

4. 




"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." 

     - Edgar Allan Poe 

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