Today's quotes [11.11.13]
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"If y'all can hold it in one
hand, I ain't the least bit interested."
- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
An epitaph for Blanc, Mel
"That's All folks"
- All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.
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