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"If y'all can hold it in one
 hand, I ain't the least bit interested."


- No one gets sick on Wednesdays.


- An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist
   to whom it is acceptable still has a job.


An epitaph for Blanc, Mel
          "That's All folks"


- All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.


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