Today's quotes [11.10.13]
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S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out"
Skipper: I'm not overweight, I just have big bones.
Gilligan: Yeah, and they're covered with big meat.
- Gilligan's Island
Crow realized there were two Gods -
One of them much bigger than the other
Loving his enemies
And having all the weapons.
Ted Hughes, from Crow's Theology
"I like frogs because they get together in warm moist places and sing about sex."
The man who procrastinates struggles with ruin.
Hesiod (B.C. 800?)
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