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Mary had a little lamb,
It's fleece was scarlet red.
The reason for this colour scheme
was the pick-axe in it's head.
Stoners live and stoners die, but in
the end we all get high, so is in life
you dont succeed, fuck it all an' smoke
Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs,
"The men like to spread my two legs,
Then slip in between,
If you know what I mean,
And leave me the white of their eggs."
There was a young man from Bellaire
Who was screwing his girl on the stair.
But the banister broke,
So he doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
I fell in love with a dry martini
But now she`s gone
And passed away...
Or rather, passed right through me.
After that, I drank some coffee
I found sobriety
She made me high
She gave me kicks
She made me ill
I was only six!
© 1989 Peter Hughes.
Sent by Pete Hughes
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